The Greedy Glinks promise
We eat everything,
so you can eat well.
Greedy Glinks started with one simple frustration: too many reviews are polite, paid for, or pointless. We wanted the opposite. Honest scores, real opinions, and a number you can actually trust when you're deciding where to spend your money and your appetite.
Four rules we never break
We pay every bill
No comped meals, no press dinners, no freebies. If we don't buy it, we don't score it.
We turn up unannounced
No heads-up, no special treatment. You get the same plate you would.
We go more than once
One bad night isn't a verdict. The big scores earn it across visits.
We score the whole night
Food leads, but service, room and value all count toward the number.
The scale
What the Greed Score means
Every restaurant gets a single number out of ten. Here's exactly what each band means, so a 7 from us always means the same thing.
Life-changing
Book the flight. Cancel your plans. Tell everyone.
Religious experience
A genuine destination. Worth the splurge.
Worth the detour
Go out of your way. You'll be glad.
A very good feed
Reliable, tasty, happily recommended.
Solid, no notes
Does the job well. No complaints.
Fine, forgettable
Edible. You won't remember it tomorrow.
Eat at your peril
We suffered so you don't have to.